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 Hi sweet sisters !
Lets all send a joke to Jankay !
Can some one give me the address where she is now?
Any one want to join me ??
Peter, Pam, someone??? do you have her address  or can you get her address and Pm it to me without her knowing what we are up too.
I will be willing to give it to members only if you want me to do it
No problem at all.

Love and hugs,
Carrie

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Carrie .. Great idea, I'm in!  I only have her email address and she doesn't have her computer so we'll need to send real cards via snail mail.  I hope somebody has her address...

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Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.   My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight, and I didn't feel so hot.

 My doctor said eating right doesn't have to be complicated and it would solve my physical problems. He said just think in colors... Fill your plate with bright colors... greens, yellows, reds, etc.
 
 I went right home and ate an entire bowl of M&M's

And sure enough, I felt better immediately. I never knew eating right could be so easy.

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20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on
and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They
Want Fries with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone
Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

7. Finish All Your Sentences With! "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't Use Any Punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10... Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All
Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.

17. When The Money Comes Out! The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go."

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

20. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile...Its Called Therapy

 

 


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An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so
they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure
nothing was wrong with them.
When they arrived at the doctor's, they explained to the doctor
about the problems they were having with their memory. After
checking the couple out, the doctor tells them that they were
physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make
notes to help them remember things.
The couple thanked the doctor and left.Later that night while
watching TV, the old man got up from his chair and his wife asks,
"Where are you going?"
He replies, "To the kitchen."She asks, "Will you get me a bowl of
ice cream?"
He replies, "Sure." She then asks him, "Don't you think you should
write it down so you can remember it?"
He says, "No, I can remember that." She then says, "Well I also
would like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down
cause I know you'll forget that."
He says, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with
strawberries." She replies, "Well I also would like whip cream on
top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down."
With irritation in his voice, he says, "I don't need to write that
down I can remember that." He then fumes into the kitchen. After
about 20 minutes he returns from the kitchen and hands her a plate
of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment and says,
"You forgot my toast."


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This is an oldie but still very funny
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.


When they get there, St. Pete
r says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.  It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.


Along comes St. Pete
r with the ugliest man she ever saw.


St. Pete r chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly m an!"


The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.


The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.


She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Pete
r comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.


The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"


The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

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