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DUE TO DERELICTION OF DUTY
THIS FELINE IS NOW AVAILABLE
DO NOT EXPECT HIM TO CATCH MICE
WHICH IS THE CONTRACT HE SIGNED
WHEN WE AGREED
TO THIS CO - HABITATION AGREEMENT

IF YOU DO TAKE HIM IN WARNING:
DO NOT OPEN YOUR DRYER
YOU MUST TRUST ME ON THIS
IT IS A POINT OF INVASION THAT HE IS TOTALLY
OBLIVIOUS TO

PLEASE CALL 1800 MEOW



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G,

He'd scare my dogs!!
   But he'd probably also whip them into shape!!

I really could have used him awhile back when we had a bunch of mice ... and none of them were in the dryer!!

Love ya! and hugs to Mr. Fluffman!



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Mr Fluffman is quite the handsome boy!!


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HE'S A LAAAAAZY BUM!

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Catzilla!!!!

I Looove the way he looks!!!!



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Ah haaa haaaaaaaaaaa...a cat with attitude...love it!

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Ut oh ...  the fluffman better get back on duty soon and fulfill his part of the bargain ...

he's sooo precious...   that's a darling photo!!

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What a Classic--Picture is hysterical
 
Love it!
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Hey Fluffman,   We got our cattude going on, do we? Won't get the mouse
out of the dryer vent? hmmm... So now look what happened, She has you
up on a web site like the poster child for ASPCA!! Yeeesh!
You can't say I didn't warn you!

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Thank You Girls,
For your unwavering support of me...
As you can see, I really am too beautiful for such distasteful assignments...
I am not a mouse man, never have been.

~The Fluffman




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 I know fluff. If it had been squirrel or a robin....
It's the same old story she takes you in and thinks
she can change you. hmph.

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Truly, Fluffman,

Oscar Wilde Cat, Sir Dorian Gray, has Great Expectations to follow in your kitty paw steps...and he loves the 3 lady kitties who live here.  He loves to sleep with the big furry Buttercup Dog, and eats everything and anything edible.  He does not, however, care for pickles or olives. 

His greatest pleasure has been, of late, to re-design the drywall in the kitchen..  Scratching and clawing them has given them a rather "decorative" and kitty claw look.  He cannot reach the upper portions of the drywall, so I might remove it and let him complete his artistic achievement.  He does not care for the "plaster" walls.  So, I may call it kitty-scratchboard, bored, and not boring once a nice coat of gray paint is applied; maybe some green and yellow eyes...and letters...Fluff....Man....Woman...Nails...Claws...and some cutesy pictures of gray-greys (cats) to add as a border or addition to the beautiful goughing  clawmarks on the drywall...some creative decisions are needed; perhaps pictures of his toys and you, himself, and the other kitties along with pieces of his ripped up toys...fluff...talk about fluff!

A true and blue gray boy; his life is heaven, he's in heaven...food, female cats, treats, toys, and a healthy home with no fleas, mites, or  wormy disease.  He's my cute little "mashed potato", and I love all these silly animals so much.  They all say...HI FLUFF!  HI GINA!  Wow, you're a lucky cat to be with such a wonderwoman of kittyhood.

Cats and Dogs...it's raining...cats and dogs?

love all,

Indi
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